Have you ever said to yourself "This FPS game is really good, but you know what would really put it over the top? If my gun barrel flaps around like a nude skydiving man."? Well, we got your back:

Projectile Dysfunction is a physics-based multiplayer first-person shooter where everyone has floppy guns and bouncing dynamites.

• FLACCID FIREARMS - If you shake it three times, you're playing with it.
  
• EQUALLY FEISTY ENEMIES - That is if we can actually fill those servers up.
  
• MULTIPLAYER MAYHEM - Less control, more funk.
  
• FAST-PACED ACTION - 360 no scope with floppy gun barrel lags are the new craze.
  
• E-SPORTS - You know it's a sport when you have donglers in it.
  
• WILD WILD WEST - Because regular west is, meh.
  
• SKINS - We know you love'em.
  
• 4K HDR GRAPHICS FUTURE SYSTEMS - Gotta get in on them buzzwords.
  
• COLORS - Like, some of them.