From the studio that brought you MOTHERGUSHIP, a totally new, totally ridiculous new game!

Outfit your train, lay down tracks to your enemy's base, and obliterate them with dynamite, natural disasters, and mildly harsh (but still all-ages appropriate) language!


Get to know the colorful cast and crew behind the world's most popular game show–Battle Train–as you fight through the ranks of champions in this wildly over the top deck-'n'-track builder.


Compete for the big bucks, the title of Supreme President Conductor and, of course, the chance to win a complimentary copy of "Battle Train: The Home Edition!"

Wishlist it here on Steam!