Hello, Cornelius Richling here and I've got something new for you that is going to have castle intruders all over Opulencia running to stand still.
It's the SPACE SLOWNADO, a mysterious and otherworldly device that will ensure that your enemies' bold attack plans quickly begin circling the drain.
No matter how juicy your castle's treasure may look to a famished fighter, one ill-placed foot within the Space Slownado's SUCK-ulent vortex and they will lose more than just their appetite. As the snared enemy is pulled in, the Space Slownado will exert an ever increasing pull and slowing effect, growing stronger as they near the center.
Come on! You don’t need advanced degrees in astrophysics to know which side of the time-space continuum is buttered, because NO ONE needs to know that. What does that even mean?
Get your very own Space Slownado on Now! It won’t matter if your enemies are brainless, heartless or spineless; trapped in its grasp, they’ll be going down the yellow brick road - to defeat.
