[p]Hi Crewmates,[/p][p][/p][p align="start"]Teeny tiny update v17.1.0 is now out.[/p][p align="start"][/p][p align="start"]Curious about what it contains?[/p][p align="start"][/p][p align="start"]Alright.[/p][p align="start"][/p][p align="start"]Are you ready? Hold your breath. Prepare your reading eyes. This could drive you insane from the sheer amount of words this will hold:[/p]

• [p]NEW: Stardew Valley Cosmicube will be available until Feb 18, 2026 at 17:00 UTC. And the best part? It’s FREE – for only 3300 Beans, this bountiful harvest can be yours. Get it before it withers away.[/p][/*]
• [p]NEW: Create Game screen. As requested by you, the backgrounds have been updated to reflect the map chosen![/p][/*]

[p][img src="https://www.innersloth.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/v1710-horizontal-1024x576.png"][/img][/p]

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• [p]……. Ummm.[/p][/*]
• [p]Yep that’s actually it.[/p][/*]

[p align="start"]I know. You’re mindblown. But check out the Cosmicube and hope to see you in those lobbies!….You know, any normal player would want the November dev log to end here since there’s really nothing else to say, but I know you. You’re sick. You’re twisted. The other Crewmates will never understand the depths of your darkness. I’ve seen what you’ve done. The lies you’ve told during Emergency Meetings so that you could get away with murder. The unravelling of your core values as you realized how easy it is to manipulate your best friends. They thought you were sweet. Docile. Innocent, even. Then you showed them. You showed the WORLD what you could do when given the opportunity to sabotage the lights. I’m disgusted by you. But also… in awe. Here I am, sitting in the safety of Admin, while you’re out there making a name for yourself. I respect you. I fear you. I hope to never walk along the same path as you because I know that if we were to lock visors, I would be dead.[/p][p][/p][p align="start"]Okay bye![/p][p align="start"][/p][p][img src="https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/33836086/3c7bb7a20f092646c8193e0fa669c30d1a1d7b11.png"][/img][/p][p][/p][p align="start"]Victoria[/p]