Dino D-Day

9,99€

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Plattform: PC
Release: 09.04.2011

Preise Update 27.03.21

1942, Adolf Hitler hat erfolgreich die Dinosaurier wiederbelebt. Die Reptilienhorde zertrampelte Europa und die Mittelmeerregion. Kann nichts die Dinosaurierarmee der Nazis stoppen?

Dino D-Day ist ein wildes, actionreiches Multiplayerspiel welches Sie zu einem 2. Weltkrieg bringt, wie er hätte sein sollen. Sie und Ihre Freunde können wählen, ob sie der Sache der Alliierten oder der Nazis dienen wollen. Die Alliierten beinhalten sechs spielbare Charaktere, jede für den Kampf gerüstet, mit einzigartigen Waffen und Fähigkeiten. Schieß einen Dilophosaurus mit dem treuen M1 Garand nieder, hol Kamikaze-Flugsaurier mit der Thompson Maschinenpistole vom Himmel, oder wirf einen toten Hasen als Köder aus um den Raptor in die Falle zu locken.

Als Spieler der Achsenmächte haben Sie die Wahl zwischen 3 menschlichen und 3 Dinosaurierklassen. Überfallen Sie als Raptor Ihre Feinde aus dem Hinterhalt, mit Geschwindigkeit und Tücke, beschießen Sie die Gegner erbarmungslos mit der 20mm Kanone des Desmatosuchus, laufen Sie Amok durch feindliche Gruppen mit dem Dilophosaurus, schnapp Sie sich einen Körper und werfen Sie ihn auf den Gegner für einen Double Kill! Bevorzugen Sie jedoch eine Waffe in der Hand, dann sind die deutschen Soldatenklassen das perfekte Gegenstück zu ihren Dinosaurierkameraden. (steam)

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Verfasst: 14.02.20 22:39

Ein Hochgenuss!

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Verfasst: 25.12.20 03:51

Bestester Shooter seit MAG!

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Verfasst: 12.02.20 20:22

got it for $0.75 best purchase of my life

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7 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 10.03.20 03:24

I'm sure this game was fun at one point, but it's dead now. Don't waste your money.

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62 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 14.02.20 12:02

Do you know why T-Rex is so angry? It's because he cannot jerk off
P.S. Not that bad game BUT servers are dead

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1634 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 09.03.20 22:38

One of the best games!
Worth every penny

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Verfasst: 14.02.20 17:07

fucking nazidinos

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117 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 01.02.20 06:54

Good game, but wouldn't recommend because all the servers are just dead. According to steam charts the game rarely gets over 10 people at once.

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768 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 08.01.20 23:35

no one plays this anymore rip

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Verfasst: 01.01.20 01:59

It's a dead game and it's boring. Even with friends. Very disappointed.

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377 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 14.04.20 03:13

Really fun game its to bad the devs arent updating it anymore

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489 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 04.02.20 14:04

Its Not The Worst Game Its Fun To Play Sometimes Just Not Alot Of Players

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223 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 11.02.20 15:14

buy this game. dont ask questions

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3958 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 21.03.20 01:00

The concept is amazing. So, I don't care if the more objective stuff is bad.
Except, it isn't.
The game is the opposite of what the outdated critiques from Metacritic say. It is highly polished, with distinctively consistent color palettes, well incorporated music and dialogue gags. Beyond the artfulness of the latter, it is very well balanced. There are many situations where various classes counter others in several ways. The ability of a class to counter multiple others is seldom gone without neutralization, making the complex counters not overbearing. This neutrality makes it hard to game the system, and thus easier for good players to get their deserved spoils.
I suppose a contrived negative would be a lack of Linux support. Dino D-Day runs great through Wine, better than it does on its native Windows, in my case. But, seeing as it is using a source based engine, native Linux support would be cool. Really, the Achilles' heel of this game is activity. There isn't much I see to be improved upon beyond just people playing the darn thing! Luckily, Dino Town alleviates this well enough for the time being. You won't be left to strictly a ghost town, currently.
I very much recommend this to those who enjoy the idea of dinosaurian national socialists, a well made class-based shooter that has a reward to skill ratio like few others, or both.

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Verfasst: 18.03.20 03:33

Hated by both Bone-Munchers and Bone-Crunchers. Loved by the men that will carry civilization to a new age

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Verfasst: 02.06.20 21:13

REVIVE IT.... THERE IS ONLY ONE SERVER WITH DEDICATED PLAYERS BUT THE COMMUNITY WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN HANDS SPEND THAT DOLLAR ON THIS DYING GAME INSTEAD OF SUCCULENT SKITTLES

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Verfasst: 29.05.20 10:21

dinosaur go raaar

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Verfasst: 15.05.20 22:50

legendary

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Verfasst: 03.06.20 13:03

I've only played for an hour and a half roughly as of right now, but I've had so much fun. I have thrown a goat at people, I have thrown people into walls, I have spat poison at people, pounced on people, shot people with back mounted machine guns and rocket launchers, I have been a T-Rex, I have thrown bombs at people using the T-Rex and even the gameplay of the human characters is fun. This game has a great, funny concept and without any real progression, it's just a fun little time with friends where you don't have to worry about being overpowered or underpowered. 100% worth the cheap price tag.

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320 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 18.05.20 17:28

Ded game but was fun while it lasted

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43 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 06.06.20 00:30

It's dead Jim

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Verfasst: 25.05.20 05:23

Honestly, this would probably be a ton of fun if the servers weren't dead. At the time I played it, there were 3 other people online. That's total, across all servers. It's an unfortunate thing that sometimes games that would otherwise be very fun... just die. :/

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693 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 24.05.20 04:30

Have you ever been in this situation?
You spend your lovely sunday-afternoon after church wondering what to do. You then decide to kill dinosaurs since they were not in the bible... but you also want to kill Nazis since they are not that christian... and now you're in a pickle since you cannot do both... or can you?

Welcome to the wonderful world of Dino D-Day that is allowing you to do exactly that: KILLING NAZI DINOSAURS! And Dinosaur Nazis!

I shall say nothing else. :) Enjoy!

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193 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 07.06.20 07:04

classic source idie game

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Verfasst: 04.06.20 06:00

Good game, I really am only writing this to appreciate that I play so many games I feel awful about because they are so awful (like gta online) despite being obsessed with them. This is a game I play and feel good about after, I don't finish playing it stressed and feel like i'm not wasting my time

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Verfasst: 11.07.20 03:15

I think i should call an ambulance

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Verfasst: 28.06.20 15:34

This Game is very good like TF2, but is dying, it's better to be a Free to Play Game now... (Esse Jogo é muito legal como TF2 mas está morrendo, é melhor ser de graça a partir de agora...)

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275 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 12.07.20 18:43

DYNO D-FENSE!
I Recommend. Seee?!

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62 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 08.07.20 20:07

i really wanted to like this game for obvious reasons but there's a super small player base, crashed twice within the 1st hour, hit reg is a joke, always getting stuck on things. an overall unpolished game. it's also 9 years old now so it won't be getting any better.

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Verfasst: 11.07.20 22:56

The concept is really cool I like it and the game is pretty decent but it seems its past its glory days, I just went on and not many people are playing which is sad. I don't have the dlc so not sure if that is more of a happening place. Looks like some people are trying to revive it so there are still some players but its not like when I first played it when I could find full games on the reg.

Only reason I would not recommend this game in 2020 is that there is not enough people

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51 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 17.07.20 19:42

wait what

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Verfasst: 09.07.20 06:41

One of the finest games I have ever had the honor of playing. I wholeheartedly recommend this game to anyone who even has a slight interest in World War II or dinosaurs. Lots of fun!

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Verfasst: 26.07.20 10:56

Fun for maybe the first 8 hours when alone, but can be a lot more fun when messing around with friends. Cool world and universe and really went into detail especially in the loading screens. I just wish this game went bigger and had a sequel or was kept alive longer. Overall really fun, if you're board and want a game that'll give you a few hours of entertainment then this is a game for you. ( I would get this game during a sale though, especially if you buy the DLC)

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Verfasst: 11.07.20 02:42

Okay, so I was gifted this by a friend thinking it would be some kind of joke game. But to my surprise, I was completely blown away. Like, I'm not even joking. The game is source based, it's fun, it works well, graphics are fine and the HUD is clean and detailed. The gameplay overall is good. You can play as nazi dinosaurs that have tank like turrets on their backs or a simple soldier with a moisin nagant or a M1-Garand. The point is, that the game has a diverse selection of play styles. Whoever came up with this is a genius and deserves an award. It's pretty sad to see that there aren't many players that play the game and a tiny amount of community servers. The game sounds like a stupid joke game someone made on Unity, but it's really not. Thumbs up for me, love it!

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1560 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 04.09.20 21:36

I loved the game! Had the best experience. I'm only kid, but you guys give me the chance to play as dinosaur!
Thank you Thank you Thank You

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Verfasst: 25.08.20 23:47

I am so unbelievably upset that the fact this game isnt more recognized

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Verfasst: 15.08.20 15:25

The game is so beautiful, why should the online servers be dead? I had this game a long time ago and I played it, it had about 20-30 players and I got a refund, but it is an interesting game, its servers should not be dead.Please address this issue

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53 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 04.08.20 07:40

The game itself is fairly fun. However when devs join the match with your friends and resort to cheating in their own game, all the fun is instantly sucked out. If you're going to play this game, do so with enough people to fill a server so the devs can't ruin it for you. Otherwise they will join and cheat, then kick you from the server for calling them out for it.

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386 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 11.07.20 20:01

FUNNY GAME

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Verfasst: 03.10.20 04:09

this game is like pooping in a sock

seems like a cool idea but in actuality doesn't really work well

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Verfasst: 02.10.20 05:35

This game makes me so HORNY, i cant resist all the CUM i get to those dinos!

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Verfasst: 21.09.20 07:04

tf2 but with dinos

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Verfasst: 29.09.20 15:29

It's a pretty good game but is really dead now which is upsetting.
would be better if more people played it

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Verfasst: 18.10.20 05:33

This game is basically team fortress 2 but with dinosaurs. 8 out of 10

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Verfasst: 06.10.20 21:52

Good old days..... Last time i played this was in the early 2014..

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Verfasst: 29.09.20 07:36

For as old and janky it looks it's actually a lot of fun. You can play as a micro raptor and gnaw the knees of nazis from the tall grass. It's a dream come true

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Verfasst: 29.09.20 11:36

is good

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Verfasst: 23.09.20 05:23

Thanks for the gold kind stranger! (In response to PC Building Simulator)!!!

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Verfasst: 25.09.20 10:56

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Verfasst: 07.11.20 01:48

my uncle said in world war 2 he shot at a t-rex
-teejayx6

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Verfasst: 04.11.20 12:36

Dead game just like real dinosaurs

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Verfasst: 05.11.20 05:10

I wish this game was more popular...because I mean...NAZI Dinosaurs

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Verfasst: 21.11.20 05:56

Yo, this game actually slaps.

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Verfasst: 06.11.20 18:53

Axis vs. Allies in the grand tradition of 'Day of Defeat', 'Day of Infamy', 'Call of Duty' & others -- but now with Dinosaur special/heavy/artillery units.

If you've ever wanted to smite a Nazi as a Velociraptor with frickin' rocket launchers attached to his head, this is your game.

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868 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 17.09.20 12:45

THIS IS THE BEST GAME

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515 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 15.12.20 17:57

What do you get when you put together: WW2, Counter-Strike, Dinosaurs, Nazis and a Dead Multiplayer? An actually, surprisingly interesting (for the time), FPS shooter with some really weird elements. Now, however being extremely unbalanced and broken, with a completely dead multiplayer. With steamcharts we can see that the amount of current players are just 3.

There is no campaign, so your best bet at actually playing with somebody is finding some nostalgia hard veterans. Which by the way, is more rarer than a Unicorn. Giving you no reason to buy this game. However, I must say at the time, and at a much younger age this game was plenty of fun, however for a short time. 3/10

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Verfasst: 25.12.20 03:57

Best of the best!
So much fun.
Greatest experience of my life.

Everbody has to love dinos!

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Verfasst: 10.12.20 05:06

I cannot recommend this game enough just on the basis of it being pretty goofy, very easy to pick up, and just being fun to play. When I used to play the community was very friendly and it was easy to just play this game for hours on end during the weekend or school breaks. It is a good stress free game that you can get into and pop off.

I'm writing this a long time after my golden years of being one of this games most regular players- at least it felt like I was one of the main players; so I cannot speak on how active the game is anymore. To be honest the fact fewer and fewer people had been playing was the reason I left, but when even one server is popping this game is great.

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Verfasst: 22.12.20 19:43

More immersive than BF5.

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Verfasst: 12.12.20 17:53

Best game.

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Verfasst: 17.12.20 12:23

World War 2, but Germans have dinosaurs

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Verfasst: 10.12.20 04:55

had more fun with it than I thought I would tbh. Not really rewarding at all but it's goofy and the gun play can be fun.

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Verfasst: 06.12.20 18:26

This game is so much fun!
You play as dinos or humans on the american side or the German side. I adore this game 100%!. its a fps and it has alot of fun!

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Verfasst: 14.01.21 10:36

Nazi dinosaurs

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Verfasst: 05.01.21 01:18

Good game, too bad it died years ago.

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977 Std. insgesamt

Verfasst: 19.01.21 09:15

I love this game, its pretty ridiculous and fun if not slightly unbalanced however the issue for this game lies on the fact that its pretty much dead. You may be able to revive a server if you get 2 friends to join you in a lobby and wait for people to notice but otherwise the remaining 3 servers in the game are all empty. Wish this game would come back to life or make a sequel was fun when servers had 20 or more players (super hectic too) especially with the goat slinging raptors and micro raptor assaults. But until this game either revives i cannot recommend it.

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Verfasst: 05.01.21 03:15

why tho

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Verfasst: 07.01.21 15:14

its looks like a good game, but its dead

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Verfasst: 12.01.21 17:05

the game is almost dead but its great as fuck. Hope we see Dino D-day 2 soon

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Verfasst: 10.01.21 19:03

Great community, great gameplay.
Only play microraptor.

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Verfasst: 21.01.21 01:28

nazi dinosors go brrrr hahahahahaha

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Verfasst: 19.01.21 11:12

BIG BOG DIP TROGS TOG FOGS

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Verfasst: 01.01.21 18:58

excellent

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Verfasst: 01.03.21 05:02

Was put into a game with developers (literally the only people playing this game at this point), i made a joke about one of them being a bronie because he had a mlp avatar and they were disgustingly hostile to me and my friend. Calling us terrible at the game (bare in mind we both had less than an hour of play time) and calling us every insult under the sun when we said anything to each other or gave honest critiques about the game. Later someone new joined their team and even they told them that their game was unbalanced because the team they were on has one hit kill dinosaurs, that are 1 meter tall and can fly, and their response was that it wasn't unbalanced, we were just trash at the game which makes no sense because the guy that told them that after us was on THEIR team. Never in my life have i ever seen game devs treat their players like that and after i felt disgusting even touching the game in the first place. The game is dead, you're gaining nothing from playing other than supporting incredibly toxic devs. Stay Away.

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Verfasst: 26.02.21 19:51

bad gfanme

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Verfasst: 19.02.21 15:54

So funy game.
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Unfortunately only with bots

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Verfasst: 30.01.21 22:22

Ah, the good old days.

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Verfasst: 30.03.21 07:21

War has dawned, the bells ominously insinuating calamity swing, as homeless men travel from door to door, meticulously inspecting all able bodied men who will inevitably be conscripted to quarrel against the German forces and their tamed archaic behemoths. Behemoths heralded in gospel and tamed with the promise of free commodities and discounted fast food products. The majority of these able bodied men in my village, including myself are conscripted by homeless wardens and subsequently sent off onto a so called luxurious holiday among the realm of France and Spain. Alas, contrary to the Saes’ expectations, my brothers of Cymru and I refuse to conform to the ludicrous demands of the English, we would not fight in this war as unsullied canines to be placed atop the sacrificial alter, nay, we would be an autonomous guerrilla warfare unit, one dedicated to the dismantlement of Lloegr, or England as translated for the rare few who cannot comprehend fluent Welsh. That was how it begun, whilst the two opposing factions weakened each other’s resolve, propelling many an artillery blast at each other’s trenches, I formed a contingent of Welsh militants, those who were fuelled with an immense, inexplicable fury at the Saes’ grievances towards the beautiful land of Cymru. We would frequently reminiscence upon Penyberth and its destruction at the hands of insidious, malignant English apparitions, with our anger being simultaneously stoked by our language being throttled and cast into the unfathomably immense Anglo shores. Most significantly, we each pledged to avenge the village of Capel Celyn, which was engulfed by a tidal wave of diluted tap water, in order to fuel a Saes concocted reservoir, designed to tunnel water to South East England. It was thus, the merry band of Welshman were concocted, our intent was simple, our goal was pure, we would destabilise the Saesnegs cohesion and subtly intercept any who were a proponent of restricting Welsh autonomy.

Nary a day passed where a bakery, or Saes encampment was set alight. Men were found decomposed inside cubicles, with their limbs being physically malformed to emulate a lobster’s claws, alongside their head simultaneously being decapitated and replaced with that of a live lobster. Alongside such acts I had devised a Welsh scheme to subtly assassinate prominent English soldiers, a plot that the Welsh militants would conduct with ruthless zeal and tenacity. The premise was simplistic in nature, a continent of Welsh militants would innocuously stroll up to an Englishman and herd him away from the others to a secluded location. There he would be encouraged to don a blindfold, being captivated with the promise of Yorkshire tea and photographic images of Welsh landmarks being irrevocably dismantled by Saes automations of war. In the event that the suspect became wary, his fears would be quelled by incessant assurances that what awaited him would be tributes of delectable alcoholic ciders and a first class gourmet of live animals and sewerage acquired from the river Thames. Furthermore, we continuously asserted that the blindfold was necessary to ensure that he would be pleasantly surprised and astonished by the jubilant festival, alongside copious quantities of nubile nymphs that awaited him. Our intent with this farce was to surreptitiously lure the naïve, oblivious Englishman, into a dark, secluded alleyway, proclaiming that it was a dimly lit tavern. In this alleyway awaited a prime member of our expedition and a zealous proponent of the cause, a Welsh nationalist masquerading as a Vitamin gummy bear mascot. Once entering the alleyway, the mascot would beat the blindfolded Englishmen to death with a rusty crowbar, whilst singing serene Welsh tunes and theme songs for vitamin health products. During this bout of violence, the remainder of the Welsh contingent would remain on high alert, wary of a potential threat, or an unsuspecting rabble of intoxicated, merry Englishman rovers, rambling on by.

After our traditional Welsh activity of beating a Englishman with a crowbar, we would leave his decrepit body among the cobblestones, making sure to transcribe an Italian flag onto his face with the use of Honeysticks and Crayola crayons. Once the body was inevitably located, the Sicilian mafia would be implicated for the crime, with their precedential acts of brutality being utilised as evidence of their likelihood in committing such a barbaric act of violence. Throughout the entirety of WW2, my Welsh militants and I persevered in this tactic, ensuring that the prime proponents for restricting Welsh autonomy were subtly intercepted. As a result of many Saesneg’s meeting a grisly demise, the Italians encountered much vitriol after the war, with many Sicilian’s being indicted in the Nuremberg trials for acts of subterfuge and unethical war crimes.

After the war had concluded, I parted ways with my Welsh compatriots and set about concocting an establishment, primarily dedicated to serving dumplings and unbeknownst to the customers, photographing them as they ingested the tear. Asides from my newfound occupation, I retain hope that Wales will encounter jubilance once more, the days of Welsh liberation are nigh. As each dusk passes the morale authority of Lloegr weakens, giving rise to a newfound power, that will emerge from the dawn, rebirthed and imbued in flame. The Saes forces are dwindling and soon this pitiful incursion will be repelled.

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Verfasst: 16.03.21 20:41

Amazing game. The dinosaurs played an important role in WWII but are often overlooked, first game I've played that brings light to them.

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Verfasst: 16.03.21 04:30

I thought I had seen it all but then there was Dino D day. A plethora of emotions overcame me when I first played. This game pays tribute to one of the most turbulent times in history. As a curator of museum, I never understood why the dino's don't get credit for changing the war on D-day. My grandfather was there and told me without the dino's it would just be called -day. I would sell my first born child to be graced with this masterpiece of a game.

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Verfasst: 21.03.21 00:55

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its easy to run and easy to play

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This is my favourite game.
I love dinos and nazis too.

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Verfasst: 29.03.21 15:59

Dead game?, when I've played this was full of hackers and it was just annoying.
RIP

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Verfasst: 16.03.21 00:27

If youre favorite Color is Blue, than youre favorite dino is a T-Rex.... and your probably ten!

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