???? Unveiling the Hidden Scales: El Presidente the lizardman!! ????????
????❗ [i]Dear Tropicans[/i] ❗ ???? Today I am forced to deliver [b]a shocking truth:[/b] Our beloved leader, [b]El Presidente, is a lizardman![/b] His elegant suit, his charming stance is nothing but a LIE. [b]In Viva la Tropico they betray us❗❗❗ [/b] Viva la pueblo lagarto they chant behind closed doors!!! ????️????️Have you ever glimpsed our EL Presidente [b]without sunglasses? Without his glorious beard? [/b] No?? It’s not mere coincidence! The reason is that he hides his reptilian eyes and scales beneath them!! [b]???? Here is definitive proof: I was able to intercept a fan-letter which was addressed to our El-Prez himself! [/b] [i] […] Lizzzardente, we must keep the warmbloods from figuring out your Identity. If thosssse warm blooded ANIMALSSSS know […] ❗❗you are one of usss❗❗, we will have to reschedule our plansss[…] terrible […] we don’t […] because you are the greatessst of them all!” [/i] ???? But what is their true motivation? [strike]El Presidente,[/strike] El Lizardente is [b]an elite in the realms of Lizardpeople[/b], pulling the strings behind the scenes and holding our future in the palm of his hand. Our economy, our daily life, our SUFFERING is controlled by them [u][b]IN SECRET. UNBELIEVEABLE. But I tell you: THE SECRECY MUST BE STOPPED! [/b][/u] ???? Not only filthy Lizardente is part of the skin-shedders: [b]Sister Francesca, Mason Belmonte and General Rodrigo Rodriguez[/b] all have their lizardry eyes on us.- [b]The Order of the Howling Skull?[/b] No one ever noticed????
- Mason Belmonte is [b]just a capitalistic snake![/b]
- Isn’t it weird that the strategies of our legendary general all involve [b]neck breaking maneuvers[/b]? The reason is clear: He doesn’t have a spine or neck!
[i][b]#Truth #MakeTropicoHumanAgain #NoLizardInMyCountry #ICriedLittle
(This article was funded by the Island Insect Union of Tropico)[/b][/i]