• Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
  • Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
  • Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
  • Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
  • Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
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  • Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
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  • Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
  • Goat Simulator: Screen zum Ziegen-Simulator.
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Spielesammlung

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8,19€
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  • Plattform: PC Release: 11.04.2014 Steam DB
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Preise Update 08.08.21

Über das Spiel

Goat Simulator ist ein herrlich skurriles Abenteuer rund um eine Ziege. Entdecken Sie die Ziege in sich und begleiten Sie die kleine Ziege durch ihre Welt. Rennen, springen, fliegen und lecken, alles kein Problem. Vor allem die Leck-Funktion ist hilfreich, um Dinge von einem zum anderen Ort zu bewegen oder einfach Axt schwingend durch die Gegend zu randalieren. Mit viel skurrilem Humor sorgt der Ziegen-Simulator für ein kurzweiliges Spielvergnügen. Määääh!

Features:
  • Das Internet-Phänomen jetzt in der Box!
  • Eine Gaudi für den kleinen Geldbeutel

Systemanforderungen

  • CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 2.0 GHz
  • GFX: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 256MB VRAM
  • RAM: 2 GB RAM
  • Software: Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
  • HD: 2 GB available space
  • SFX: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
  • DX: Version 9.0c
  • LANG: Deutsch, Englisch
  • CPU: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
  • GFX: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
  • RAM: 4 GB RAM
  • Software: Windows 7 or Windows 8
  • HD: 2 GB available space
  • SFX: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
  • DX: Version 9.0c
  • LANG: Deutsch, Englisch

Steam Nutzer-Reviews

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Verfasst: 30.04.20 00:39
richtig geiles game
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Verfasst: 15.10.20 23:39
The harvester does not kill the goat. ~~ not realistic ~~ disappointed
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Verfasst: 15.11.20 20:16
Great GAME its like fortnite but less fortnite more like cod but less like cod. Great game I love Zed as an Support hes graTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome Game keep Cool and play Roblox B)
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Verfasst: 30.10.20 23:01
VOLL NICE
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Verfasst: 30.10.20 22:57
Bruder was habe ich mir hier gekauft...
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beste leben einfach ne Ziege alla
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Wyld
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Bestes Spiel für langen Spielspaß
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Verfasst: 17.03.21 17:00
Ein Spiel ohne Ziel.
Man verschwendet nur seine Zeit in dem Spiel.
Zudem ist die Grafik sehr schlecht für die Augen :-)

Keine Kaufempfehlung!
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Verfasst: 19.06.21 20:04
best game ever made for younger folks
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Verfasst: 31.10.21 21:30
Mehr Ziege kriegt ihr nirgendwo anders.
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Verfasst: 26.12.21 18:46
Bitte beschreiben Sie, was Ihnen an diesem Spiel gefallen oder nicht gefallen hat und ob Sie es anderen empfehlen.
Bitte denken Sie daran, höflich zu sein und sich an die Regeln und Richtlinien zu halten.

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591 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 05.02.22 17:19
If you like simulating Goats buy the game
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swaws
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~ DIFFICULTY ~

✅ My 90 year old grandma could play it
???? Easy
???? Normal
???? Hard
???? Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

???? MS Paint
???? Bad
???? Meh
???? Graphics dont matter in this game
✅ Good
???? Beautiful
???? Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

???? Bad
✅ Not special
???? Good
???? Beautiful

~ STORY ~

???? This game has no story
???? Like playing Temple Runners for the story
✅ It's there for the people who want it (MMO has quests xD)
???? Well written
???? Epic story

~ PRICE ~

???? Free
???? Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
???? Could be cheaper
???? Overpriced
???? Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

???? You can run it on a microwave
✅ Average
???? High end
???? NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

???? Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
???? Short (2 - 15 hours)
???? Average (15-50 hours)
???? Long (50-90 hours)
???? Extremely long (90-110 hours)
✅ No ending

~ FUN ~

???? I'd rather watch paint dry
???? Hard to enjoy
???? Repetitive
✅ Actually pretty amusing
???? The kind of fun you'll remember
???? Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

???? It's a one-time experience
???? Only for achievements
✅ If you wait a few months/years
???? Definitely
???? Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

???? No
✅ Wait for sale
✅ Yes

Specs
Intel Core i5-3330
Gainward Geforce GTX 660
HyperX DDR3 8GB (16GB in total)
Seagate 5200RPM HDD
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┬──────┬───────┬───────────────
  fun - ★★★ │ story - ☆☆☆ │ graphic - ★★★☆☆
┴──────┴───────┴───────────────

a goat game that solves everything by beating and licking

i don't know why, but it's fun :D

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Verfasst: 22.02.20 21:59
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Verfasst: 23.02.20 17:19
Very nice and addictive achievement game. Really fun. DLC add rather big amount of content so recomended version with DLC.
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Verfasst: 05.03.20 06:02
Goats, humans, cars, bread, goats, bugs, goats, and goats.
You run, jump, headbutt, baa, lick, and kick.
Goats.
Destroy stuff, get stuff too.
I'm running out of things to say.
Goats.
Perfection.



Oh, and you can buy a hat.
Goats.
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Verfasst: 18.03.20 14:38
This game where you play as a goat to try to cause as much chaos and wreak havoc among the innocent victims is one that i enjoyed a lot. It is a simple game to run in terms of hardware. It is great to play with friends and work together in co-op or vs missions which is up to you to decide! The flexibility of this sandbox game allows for a variety of different audiences to enjoy. The game doesn't have challenging mechanics which makes it easy to pick up. The game allows for people to do whatever they please without real-life consequence which appeals to a large majority of people. It is easy to invite a buddy to play and sink many hours into this game, however, if you are playing this unfortunately, unpopular game in todays day and age, it will get very bland,stale and boring very quickly meaning the enjoyed hours you put into this game will be limited. If anyone wants a more family friendly sandbox game with simple controls, this game is for you. There are many trophies and characters which can be collected. This can be a reward system or a way for you to have a clear target in terms of the goals you want to complete. There are also many easter eggs which are really fun to find. The achievements of the game are fairly simple and can be finished quickly if that is what you are aiming to do.
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dis game is great
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goat
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Definitely worth playing for most anyone
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goat
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نتن يا اوه انه حصل على نتن نتن سراويله نتن رأسه اوه اه
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Verfasst: 08.04.20 15:24
Alright, so goat simulator has been apart of my life since I was 8, and let me say, this is hands down the best game I have ever played. In all, I have 115 hours, Join me in the GOAT CULT FOR I AM YOUR QUEEN (no but for real buy it right now). Its also soo cheap (like 2 dollars sooooo)
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Like GTA.... but you're a goat instead of a car thief.
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baaa
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This game is hilarious. I have fun playing.

I recommend.
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Verfasst: 27.04.20 17:48
Stupid and awesome
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Very epic game.
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bionicle
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Very good game, excellent open world, really fun playing when you're high.
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Do a Lot A Hurt i your butt
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funny goat game
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Verfasst: 27.07.20 05:20
Is good
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yes a waste
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Verfasst: 11.07.20 00:03
Fun but some of the achievements are rage inducing mostly flappy goat but this is fun if you just like to mess around.
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Verfasst: 10.07.20 21:59
Extremely fun to play for hours. Getting bored isn't an issue as there are so many things to do and mods to download!
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Verfasst: 09.07.20 06:46
do you like goat??? do you like funny??????? do you like жажда крови?????? of course you do!!!!!!!!! buy this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Verfasst: 23.07.20 23:23
simply amazing
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Baa.
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meatball
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Verfasst: 07.09.20 16:34
Platted this game on PS4 and really enjoyed doing it! It's a goofy little game you can mess around on by yourself and with friends, what more could you want from a game? 10/10 would become tall goat again. <3
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Verfasst: 30.08.20 01:21
You're a goat. Sometimes a giraffe. You harass people and destroy things. Occasionally you fly through the sky. What more could you want?
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One of the funniest games I've ever played. Always gives me a laugh when playing it.
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bruh
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yes
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goat
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.
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It's so sad this masterpiece gets no updates anymore.
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lasagna
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Lowkey the best game on steam.
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family guy funny moments
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goat
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This is actually a completely idiotic game with absolutely ridiculous goals and that's pretty much what makes it very fun. I do recommend this for those who love a simulation parody.

Isto é, na verdade, um jogo completamente idiota com objetivos absolutamente ridículos e é sobretudo isto que o faz ser muito divertido. Eu recomendo para quem adora uma paródia de simulação.
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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its fun
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its fun.
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Verfasst: 29.10.20 18:08
why did i buy this

also why tf are people awarding this lmao
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made me horny
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E
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Despite what the not recomended reviews say, it does not get old fast (expecialy when you have the DLC's) and the bugs DO make it better. (sorry for bad spelling, please correct me.)
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Needs more Goat
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Verfasst: 31.10.20 18:32
Buy this instead of Cyberpunk 2077, you won't regret.
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Verfasst: 04.11.20 15:54
Very educational.

I never knew goats could do so much.
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Verfasst: 13.12.20 11:30
funny haha
NOTICE- Don't buy this game expecting to be able to play for 500 plus hours.
it is a funny time killer and it amusing to play (the bugs make it better)
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Verfasst: 09.12.20 09:51
Fun to just mess around in.
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Goated
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Verfasst: 30.11.20 21:28
Goat Simulator is a fun sandbox game where you play as a goat and can run around in the world causing mayhem and destruction. I got a lot of hours of enjoyment out of it, but after playing it for a while found it to get old pretty quickly. Although there is a lot of content including the downloadable content that can extend the playtime. I wont lie, I had a few good laughs and moments out of my time in Goat Simulator. In closing, it is a fun game for when you have the irresistible urge to run around as a goat causing chaos. The game could also use some additional content as well in the future.

My Rating:
8.8/10
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i feel like the glory days are over for this game. but you still gotta respect it
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goat
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Verfasst: 25.12.20 17:46
BEST GAME OF 2021
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Verfasst: 24.12.20 04:33
THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME
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baaaaaaaaaaaa
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funny goat explosion lick m goat funny goat *goat noises8 goat funny duhfgdjsikhhedwf8gyuhbnsihfsugdsdguivgoat
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Vintage chocolate chip cookies

Ingredients
150g salted butter, softened
80g light brown muscovado sugar
80g granulated sugar
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 large egg
225g plain flour
½ tsp bicarbonate of soda
¼ tsp salt
200g plain chocolate chips or chunks
Method
STEP 1
Heat the oven to 190C/fan170C/gas 5 and line two baking sheets with non-stick baking paper.

STEP 2
Put 150g softened salted butter, 80g light brown muscovado sugar and 80g granulated sugar into a bowl and beat until creamy.

STEP 3
Beat in 2 tsp vanilla extract and 1 large egg.

STEP 4
Sift 225g plain flour, ½ tsp bicarbonate of soda and ¼ tsp salt into the bowl and mix it in with a wooden spoon.

STEP 5
Add 200g plain chocolate chips or chunks and stir well.

STEP 6
Use a teaspoon to make small scoops of the mixture, spacing them well apart on the baking trays. This mixture should make about 30 cookies.

STEP 7
Bake for 8–10 mins until they are light brown on the edges and still slightly soft in the centre if you press them.

STEP 8
Leave on the tray for a couple of mins to set and then lift onto a cooling rack.

RECIPE TIPS
FREEZING THE BISCUITS
If you’ve frozen the biscuits, take them out and arrange them on a lined baking sheet. Once defrosted, pop them in a medium oven 190C/170 fan/gas mark 5 and heat for 2-3 mins to crisp up. Don’t leave them too long or they’ll dry out.
STORING DOUGH
You can keep the uncooked dough in a sealed container in the fridge for up to two weeks. Simply take some out, dollop on a lined baking tray and allow to come up to room temperature for 5 mins before baking
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Verfasst: 14.01.21 20:46
I actually felt like I became a goat. Sad part is now my mum is angry at me for eating our front lawn
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the
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Verfasst: 30.01.21 20:29
In 2015 I asked my cousin what game he plays on his pc, he told he couldn't remember the name but its about a GOAT THAT GOES AROUND KILLING PEOPLE AND DESTROYING STUFF INTO ATOMS.
As a sane person would react, I told him to stop taking weed and actually describe the game, but he didn't budge.
BOY WAS HE RIGHT
This is the weirdest stupidly fun game in existence, any child would love it, and any adult who had a very tiring day and wants to RELAX AND CAUSE MAYHEM can enjoy this game.
Much recommend this mindlessly fun game to anyone of any age.
Cheers.
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Verfasst: 19.01.21 21:10
Do I really need to explain this to you?

It's. A. Goat. Simulator.

Buy it.
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Verfasst: 14.01.21 08:03
Goat protagonist sandbox
There is no god, only goat
None are spared
from my goatley wrath

Seek shelter and you shall be found
Run and you shall be caught
Fight and you shall be obliterated
There is no escape, only goat
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goat
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:steamsalty:
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goat
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This game is pretty funny and is a nice time killer.
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Verfasst: 16.02.21 22:13
For professional gamers only.
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Verfasst: 26.02.21 03:39
Kill someone as a goat

10/10

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nice gem
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Verfasst: 21.02.21 07:27
this game is the reason i joined steam
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Verfasst: 20.02.21 02:37
I first finished the base game on PS4, but then I found this with its DLCs on discount for my PC and IT. WAS. WORTH IT! Especially the space one! I love the world, I love the designs, and I love the missions!!! good gaem go buy
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Verfasst: 07.02.21 20:46
a game where you play as a goat lol
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goat
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~ DIFFICULTY ~
???? My 90 year old grandma could play it
???? Easy
☑️ Normal
???? Hard
???? Dark Souls

~ GRAPHICS ~

???? MS Paint
???? Bad
????Meh
???? Graphics don't matter in this game
☑️ Good
???? Beautiful
???? Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

???? Bad
???? Not special
☑️ Good
???? Beautiful

~ STORY ~

???? This game has no story
???? Like playing Temple Runners for the story
☑️ It's there for the people who want it
???? Well written
???? Epic story

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

???? You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Average
???? High end
???? NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

???? Very Short (0 - 3 hours)
☑️ Short (3 - 15 hours)
???? Average (15-50 hours)
???? Long (50-90 hours)
???? Extremely long (90-110 hours)
???? No ending

~ FUN ~

???? I'd rather watch paint dry
???? Hard to enjoy
???? Repetitive
☑️ Actually pretty amusing
???? Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY~

???? It's a one-time experience
???? Only for achievements
???? If you wait a few months/years
???? Definitely
☑️ Infinitely replayable

~ WORTH BUYING ~

???? No
???? Wait for sale
☑️ Yes
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Baa
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Verfasst: 18.03.21 21:02
This game is an awesome game, it's a great time killer if you are bored
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Verfasst: 30.03.21 01:08
Take the part of any Grand Theft Auto game where you roam around causing mayhem, ditch the plot, add a protagonist who's actually likeable. That's Goat Simulator.

It's singleplayer, but like most comedy games you'll get more out of it if you play with a friend beside you to share your bafflement.
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Verfasst: 28.03.21 11:41
Loved it, I got to rail some people and sacrifice them to the devil
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get it
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Sad, this masterpiece gets no updates anymore.
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Verfasst: 26.04.21 21:57
You're goat and you can lick stuff... and people...
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Goat goes Brrrrrrrrr
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Verfasst: 03.05.21 08:13
Baa. That's it. That's all you need in life.
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played it while taking a 4 1/2 hour shit, very enjoyable, solved my chronic constipation
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aye yo what the
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Verfasst: 19.04.21 18:24
this game is swaggy
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Verfasst: 17.05.21 05:35
Goat
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baa.
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Verfasst: 13.05.21 01:01
best fucking game ever
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Verfasst: 02.06.21 15:36
[h1]baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/h1]
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Verfasst: 24.06.21 22:00
This game is like cock and ball torture, but with out the cock, and all balls
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cool
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Verfasst: 28.06.21 05:19
Ever wondered what life might be like if you were a goat? Well wait no longer! In this fun filled simulator you get to experience the chaotic life of a goat like no other has experienced before. Be the life of the party with this game today.
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You may not like it, but this game right here is peak performance.
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Verfasst: 27.06.21 15:13
This game is absolutely ridiculous in every way.
It's broken, buggy, stupid, but it is the FUNNIEST game I've EVER played and I will EVER play.
This game is worth every penny.

-MMO-
I never liked World of Warcraft or any MMO games, so a game making fun of it was a dream come true.

-GOATZ-
It mainly poked fun at the fact that all survival games are in early access for a LONG time, which is amazing.

-PAYDAY-
It's stupidly amazing.

-WASTE OF SPACE-
Star Wars was always too serious, so this makes it the least serious series ever.
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Verfasst: 10.07.21 09:53
Baaa!
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goat
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Verfasst: 20.07.21 10:27
This game although glitchy as hell is just dumb fun.
Don't request bug fixes because the glitches are the point of this game.

I rarely play it myself, but my 3 kids LOVE it.
The funniest thing I think I have seen them do is ride the roller-coaster.
Watching the goat hang on by its tongue is absolutely hilarious and worthy of a 8/10 as it is, but that is just the beginning, but I won't spoil the game any further, just get it.

9/10 because it is one hell of a shut up tool for my kids. (Except when they discover something new where they go nuts for days) :D
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gote
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Verfasst: 21.07.21 18:33
its fun
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1437 Std. insgesamt
Verfasst: 26.07.21 21:35
This game is great, It's silly yet simple, It's very fun to play and there's lots to do, You can spend hours in this game as it's addictive and it's one of the best rag doll games out there, I recommend checking it out if you haven't already
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Verfasst: 28.07.21 07:57
I can't believe I forgot to review this once I 100%'d it ages ago. This is one of my all time favorite sandbox games for goofing off and causing random hilarious chaos. I enjoyed just about every minute of this game and all of its DLC; there were a few points it got frustrating, mostly with the achievements regarding the mini-games within the game, but they may have made finishing off all the achievements that much sweeter. If you want to have a good laugh at the absurd antics of a goat terrorizing a town, often through the abuse of dubious physics, then you owe it to yourself to pick this up!
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Verfasst: 21.07.21 05:41
its a fun game to buy at a sale for when your bored or want to have some cheap laughs because of the goofy nature of this game.
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Verfasst: 04.08.21 03:22
BEST GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Verfasst: 28.08.21 07:33
Who needs sanity or logic you are a goat what else does your life need? chaos? fun? here it is.
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Verfasst: 09.09.21 06:45
it cured my cancer and my divorced wife took me back
10/10
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Verfasst: 05.09.21 02:04
There are endless things to do in this enjoyably stupid game. And with all the DLCs, you'll definitely be in for a good time. Hidden secrets and references are a plenty as well in the wacky world of Goat Simulator. Trust me, you'll be laughing nonstop and your ribs will begin to hurt.
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Verfasst: 15.09.21 20:07
6.5/10

I would not recommend getting the game at full price; it's not worth £7 lmao

However, if (like me) you get it much reduced, then for many hours you'll have the time of your life as you headbutt cars and soar through the sky, parkour on walls and onto roofs, and discover the myriad hidden sections of each map (the sacrificial pentagram never ceases to crack me up).

Despite the game being incredibly buggy, with questionable graphics and awkward mechanics, it's somehow still not too frustrating to play and I had a lot of fun mastering some of the moves that you can perform with your adorable, demonic character. For me, the highlight of the base game was the surprisingly immersive MMO Simulator. The quests are predictably dumb and often nonsensical, but that's arguably where the charm of the game mode lies. The Steam Remote Play integration is a fantastic bonus that allows you to have tonnes of chaos with your friends as you try to teach your goat how to ride a bike, among other hilarious activities.
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Goats
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I flipping love this game its so funny i stuck a bunch of people in a wall and they kept bouncing and it was amazing
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Verfasst: 02.09.21 16:51
it really turns me on and its such a cool game omg i cum to this so much the tall neck goats are so hot
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Verfasst: 10.09.21 21:56
pingas
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Verfasst: 16.09.21 23:32
unironically one of the best games ever made 10/10
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Verfasst: 15.09.21 19:53
ae
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I dont know how i have 950 hours help i cant stop
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Verfasst: 17.11.21 21:40
The Flappy Goat achievement will make you punch a baby.
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Verfasst: 04.11.21 06:20
My son will not let me uninstall this.
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Verfasst: 06.11.21 03:05
This game has fully trained and prepared me and I feel that I am now ready for my new life of pursuing a career as a full time goat.
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Verfasst: 24.11.21 19:39
Don't eat people, kids
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Verfasst: 01.11.21 14:16
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
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Verfasst: 14.11.21 09:23
Overall, this game is really fun to mess around in, reminds me of gmod. but kinda less fun. Anyway this game is worth it. Nothing else to say here.
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Goat
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Verfasst: 28.10.21 02:35
This game is absurd in the best way. I played it on PS4 already and had many hours of struggle and failure and finally SUCCESS concerning earning trophies... and for some reason I'm back on the PC earning them all over again from scratch! Replaying on a different console? That's one sign of a great game!
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Baaaaa
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Baa
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My scores for this game
Story : 8/10
It does not have a specific story, but it could have a good story.
Graphics : 10/10
I did not see any particular problem with the graphics being good and acceptable.
Musics : 10/10
The music is normal.
Details : 10/10
It had a lot of details but was inaccurate, especially the new content was not at all accurate.
Game play : 10/10
The gameplay was very cool and very funny to me. I enjoyed.
Variety : 10/10
There was so much variety, you could do whatever you wanted as a sheep.
Characterization : 10/10
The variety of character building was great and good.
Optimization : 2/10
The game is not optimized at all, it had a lot of frame drop and sometimes it crashed.
Bug's : It had a lot of bugs, but I laughed more at its bugs
Note : If you have the proposed system, buy the game, it is not very badly optimized.
Overall score : 8.7/10
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Verfasst: 14.12.21 04:41
no sex minigame
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Verfasst: 25.12.21 18:20
I remember playing this game on my phone back in 2014, still fun
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Verfasst: 22.12.21 21:41
GOTS SOMULITTER
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Verfasst: 29.12.21 02:30
g oat
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you can play as a goat, or a dark goat that rains goat bodies, 10 out of 10 GOLD STAR!
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Verfasst: 19.12.21 00:41
too many goats. returned.
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Verfasst: 15.01.22 01:55
i have goats, can confirm they are just like this
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baaaa baaab beeeeeeah baaaaaahh baaa
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Verfasst: 17.01.22 08:33
Yeah this game is alright if you like being a goat.
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Verfasst: 29.01.22 06:30
This game is absolutely stupendous! (Stupendous means amazing).
You are a goat, you get to go on three different maps and reek havoc by destroying vehicles, parties, insides of houses, and even headbutt humans and other goats you find!

Before you start a game, you get to choose some powerups for your goat, and even choose someother kinds of goats, like a tall, goat feather goat, and EVEN a ripped goat, a true fighter!

When you destroy vehicles that are not being moved by the computer they explode... which i'm not sure is meant to happen but its quite funny.
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goat.
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Verfasst: 17.01.22 14:38
Anything that features a goat is an instant win.
They have such majestic singing voices.
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Verfasst: 31.01.22 13:08
BEST GAME EVER :D
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goat
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goat is good
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Verfasst: 24.02.22 16:30
I don't know why I wasted 440 hours of my life playing this but it was enjoyable.
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Verfasst: 18.02.22 06:32
i liked a man's balls, it was yummy

10/10
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This game has allowed me to ascend to new heights of self awareness
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G O A T
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The perfect game to go around and cause chaos as a goat. There's so many things to do such as explode gas stations, sacrifice humans and sacred statues, ride a roller coaster, crash a party with a giant rock, crash another party on top of a skyscraper and yeet people off, discover more goats, collect goat trophies, trash a person's house, and so much more all as a goat. There is also a bunch of glitches which make the game even more entertaining. Best game ever!
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abort humanity. resort to GOAT
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This game is a masterpiece and by far one of the best things ever created by mankind! I am honoured to have experienced this game and could not imagine living in a time where this game was not part of my life. As well as pitying all those who will never get to experience this divine gameplay.

One of the most accurate recreations of the life of a goat. Combining all the realistic and thorough nuances of the life of a Capra Aegagrus Hircus. Coffee stain studios was somehow able, not only to capture the everyday trudge that is the gruelling reality of everyday goat life but also the heartbreak and tragedy that gives such life value. Were it not for the pain and sadness we must all endure as a factor of this plane of reality we call life we could not comprehend what it is that makes those special moments oh so beautiful. HOWEVER it is through the juxtaposition of these values, NAY! These divine rules where we view the true meaning of life and all of its grace. Beauty can not exist without horror, Happiness cannot exist without suffering. Day without Night. Life without death. Such is the never ending coin flip which dictates our reality.

Who am I to judge art? What merit giveth I to the value of beauty? Then again it could all be random. What if there is nigh in the way of meaning. Who am I to impose my narrative on the creativity of others. But then again if I do not derive meaning then where does meaning live. Does it have a place? Should it? Is meaning lost if not analyzed? Does it even matter. Perhaps this is a postmodern statement. Embrace the Chaos! Why control it? To control chaos is to go mad. Perhaps madness is inevitable perhaps it does not matter whether we seek sanity and hide from lunacy. Maybe in the end all outcomes are the same. The inevitability of nothingness awaits us all. All that we know and love will be dust one day. All of this bones. Nothing but bones that shape the framework of our conscious realities. I am lost. The wind settles, before picking up again. An amalgamation of all that is and ever was, howling as loud as can be and thundering with the might and stature of the mountains. The wind is coming for us all and then there will be nothing.

The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming! The wind is coming!

I can die happy knowing that I have experienced humanity's crowning achievement. This is art!
Anyway its kinda overpriced.
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You guys really smoked something good here, share it please.
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All my life I have been empty. The doctors could not tell me why I was so depressed, and I never knew myself until today. I needed to experience my life as a goat. Goat Simulator has filled the void in my life.

I knew as soon as I hit the truck with my goat that this was what I had been missing. I flew through the air in slow motion, tongue flying around, hitting the edge of the map and rebounding back, landing on (and falling through) the roof of a house. I could not get out, but that did not matter. I was treated with the ability to look down into the house beneath me, seeing the unsuspecting people casually sitting at their computers, oblivious to the sheer terror of the goat above them.

Whether it was playing football with a basketball, swinging lampposts into groups of people or even doing 1080 degree flips, there was no limit to life as a goat. I didn't think it could get any better than this.

I was wrong.

As I jumped and screamed my way around the map, leaving a path of destruction in my wake, I happened upon a golden statue. Curiosity overtook me and I resisted the urge to grab it no longer. My life as a goat changed completely. I had a jetpack.

I knew that this was meant to be, and what my mission from the Great Coffee Stain in the sky was. I was granted the supergoat power of being able to lift people and cars with my tongue. I could survive any impact. I could slow down time with mere thought. Now I could fly. It was time for world domination. Humanity had to be silenced so that the new goat overlords could reign supreme.


All the humans are dead or enslaved. I have won. I am the goat, the goat is me.

Go and goat this game. I kid you not, for mere bucks you can experience a sandbox like no other. Destruction, mayhem, death defying stunts. Seriously, there are more than 921 million goats in the world. Killing the humans was just part of the game. This is a SIMULATOR. Do you understand? A SIMULATOR. This can happen. There are enough goats out there to enslave us and/or kill us.

It is your duty as a human to get this game, so that you may truly know your enemy. An enemy people do not take seriously, an enemy that we know nothing about. Coffee Stain studios have granted us the insight into the true terrifying reality of the impending Goatpocalypse. This is your weapon against the goats. Be prepared, for the goats are coming to get us.
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u get a free copy of every game on steam with this
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healing my inner child
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goat
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it is hours of mindless fun
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i review games on steam after i 100% complete them! check out my reviews to see all the games i have completed!

goat simulator is a game in which you play as a goat and basically go around a small town and cause mayhem. there are fun physics based rag doll mechanics and tons of easter eggs and references throughout. getting the 127 achievements was a joy, and i feel like i fully and thoroughly completed this game. getting this on sale for 2 bucks is a steal because you can, at the very least, get a solid couple of hours of gameplay where you mess around and have fun doing random shit you come across on the map.
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Never thought I could hypnotize a cat as a paralyzed dolphin to flip some burgers
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Release:11.04.2014 Genre: Simulation Entwickler: Coffee Stain Studios Publisher: Koch Media Engine:keine Infos Kopierschutz:keine Infos Franchise:keine Infos
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