On an open fire
Everybody in Cinci knows the best way to spend the holidays is hungover. Nobody understood it better than all of you wasters. This Christmas, Cinci received a visit from Saint Nick himself as part of our annual holiday event – and, in the name of good cheer, you guys cumulatively gave him more than 3,200 beers, wines, and shots. More than that: when Santa offered you his friendship, of the entire cyberpunkdreams community, only four miserable grinches turned him down. Guess the Christmas spirit is alive and well in the dark future after all. Unlike the Christmas trees, or the reindeer, or the little kids. But hey – if you’re drunk on Christmas, and you’re gonna be drunk on New Year’s, why bother sobering up between them? In Cinci, all the real heads are gonna schlep it to the new revamped bar mechanics – currently active in Cowgirls and Frank’s and soon to be implemented across all of your favourite dives. Listen to the new bar stories to catch some of Cinci’s most sordid second hand: incest, accidents, and murders. Look, people gotta do something now that the Internet’s broke.
Like maybe try out the new content in the sex shops on Gamble Street. You get one guess what’s goin’ on in there. But you know – how ‘bout you go and check it out your own self, just to make sure? And clear your schedule while you’re at it because there’s a lot going on.
Or maybe you’ve been up and down Gamble Street before; maybe now you’d prefer a different kind of opening up. Players who’ve been given permission from the local powers (if you have to ask, you don’t have permission) should poke through your Life/Survival deck and look into Opening up the street: this promised deeper look into Gamble Street has been behind the content wall for quite a while. But those of you allowed past the wall can enter the Golden Chrysanthemum: the nicest place you’ve ever been, full of the worst people you’ve ever imagined. The menus don’t have price tags because nobody who can afford to be there has to know. They trade in richer currencies than money.
Of course, by now the holidays are over and sooner or later you’re gonna have to get back on the beat. But before you do, check your iron and make sure you got it right.
7 MAC 11s
At the start of December, we rolled out a weapons update that mostly changed things under the hood, though players who spend a lot of time with guns noticed a few convenient changes to their inventory management as well. We also tweaked a few other things here and there in the weeks just before and after – weapon holsters, multiple delineations of weapon size, and experimenting with switchable ammo feeds being the big ones. Now it’s easy to equip, swap and manage multiple weapons at the same time – not to mention a whole lot easier for us here on the production side to add new ones. For example: we also, and this is the most important part, added a katana. Yeah, that’s right, like all the real cyberpunks have. Did you get yours already? You should, all the guys who own katanas are meeting up in Discord to talk about how cool and practical our weapons are. Speaking of practical weapons.A thing you won’t find in the magazines
You’re welcome.
So that’s the present and the past covered. Let’s talk about miseries yet to come.
Out here in the fields
Players who keep their ears to the ground already heard the cars coming: the rest of you can think of this message as the roaring coal-rolling v8 motor of a deathproof Ford Falcon. This year you’ll be further from the PZs than ever before when you venture out into the badlands. West of Cinci’s border there’s vast sprawl of dust bowls, famine, and subhumans that some still call Indiana. We have made the difficult and questionable decision to depict this way of life in our game cyberpunkdreams, which we understand some players may find in poor taste – but other players will find that poor taste is just where it begins. Trekking along the abandoned highways you’ll find a world of indifferent hazards, and people who are…a little screwy. Sometimes the kind of screwy that Wes Anderson puts in movies and sometimes the kind of screwy that Tobe Hooper puts in movies.
I’m not at liberty to say too much, of course – that’s called showmanship, friends, it’s why they gave me this job. But I’ll just say that you need to keep your car in good condition, keep your spares secure, keep your shit on you, and keep your eyes open: one day you might make it all the way to the Mississippi river, but for now you’ve got to cross a rust belt full of danger.
